That’s me: Gold Linger… the woman with the Midas clutch. I don’t do banking but I do have a stash of Gold Bullion Bars. You can’t eat or drink them but you can lick ‘em – my gold bullion bars. “Buy me Gold” for Christmas, my birthday or just as an ad hoc gift and you’ll make a very good friend – for at least a week but what a week that’ll be!