“Blame Canada!”
Yes I too ignored that statement.
But now I see a Conspiracy here.
And it’s not what you would expect.
No, out neighbors to the North are far too clever to attack us in conventional ways. Canada has, I am convinced, come up with a plan so devious and sneaky that we won’t see it coming.
Actually it has already begun and it may already be too late to stop it. And what is this heinous, underhanded plan?
WOMEN!
That’s right, Canada is trying to lull us into complacency with beautiful women. I believe they have some kind of weird Genetic Experiment going on that dwarfs any plan the NWO may have to rule the world. (By NWO I mean the New World Order, not the nWo with Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash and Scott Hall, that would be silly)
And it’s not just actresses and models, they have worked their way into one of our most beloved sports.
Wrestling!

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