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“Yes.”
“Yes what?”
“See? Any time that I give you a short answer to your very complicated questions, you don’t understand. My answers, the ones you characterize as complicated and long, are, in fact, as succinct as they can be. They are, in fact, good examples of the principle of the conservation of energy.”
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“Who?”
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“Okay. But you start.”
“I think I already did.”

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