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‘I’m not going to talk to you if you are going to talk in TextSpeak.”
“Okay. Sorry. Respected Sir, if you would, what is up with your wanting to watch RBC Canadian Open 2010 golf live streaming?”
“That’s better.”
“Really? I thought you’d kick about the ‘what is up?’”
“I accept it as part of the evolving lingua franca, and am willing to accept it as an efficient method of ascertaining the current status of a given situation. Bringing to mind the immediacy…”
“Dude, chill. Just tell me why you, of all people, have decided to watch RBC Canadian Open 2010 golf live streaming. I have been of the impression that you didn’t think much of golf as a pastime.”
“That is when I considered it a pastime. Or, time-pass, as folks, more accurately, say in India. And Zen.”
“Zen what happened?”
“Scoff, if you will. That will not deter me from my resolve to watch RBC Canadian Open 2010 golf live streaming at watchgolfonline.net. Nor will it stop me from, while I am logged on, registering and getting access to watch upcoming Golf Tournaments Online.”
“Took resolution, did it? Not an easy decision? Difficulty finding the necessary motivation to kick over a lifetime’s disdain for the sport, was it?”
“No. Not at all. What it took was the mental discipline to recognize golf, the sport, for what it was, golf, the kata.”
“Oh jeez. Here it comes.”
“”What’s that supposed to mean?”
“Nothing. That was just me clearing my brain. Preparing for your explanation. You were saying something about golf the kata. Please do continue.”
“Look, it is really quite simple. As is true of all things Zen. First, do you accept that if you watch RBC Canadian Open 2010 golf live streaming you will be watching a game in which the inner golfer is paramount?”
“Inner golfer?”
“Yes. The mental image the golfer has of himself addressing and then stroking the ball into a visualized flight, do you accept that as an important part of golfing? And that what you see when you watch RBC Canadian Open 2010 golf live streaming is the external manifestation of that inner knowledge?”
“Yes, I suppose so.”
“And can you accept the fact that when the golfer is with that inner self he is, of a necessity, very much in the Now?”
“Okay, that would be the Zen part, I get that. But aren’t katas part of the regimen in the martial arts. What’s up with that?”
“Ah, little sparrow, that is the, ahem, master stroke of the realization. The purpose of the kata, the specific muscular and skeletal movements designed for a specific task, is to train the body to perform with maximum efficiency. A golfer, in executing his stroke is performing a specific muscular and skeletal movement. Q.E.D – kata.”
“And the martial art part?
“When you watch RBC Canadian Open 2010 golf live streaming at watchgolfonline.net can you not visualize a defensive line of golfers, accurately lobbing golf balls into an advancing enemy, without saying ‘Fore’? Think of it as a form of artillery.”
“Oh, okay, I’ll do that. Kandippa, as they say in Tamil.”
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