I’m going to go off on a tangent today and not include a rule in this post. We have a resident named Gertrude. She is probably one of the richest bitches in the place and knows it. Gertrude expects the finest service possible, will rip anyone a new asshole if that service is not provided, and will go all the way to management if a problem is not fixed. The woman knows what she wants. Now, every resident pays thousands of dollars to live in this home, so it’s obvious that they all come from families with money. You’re probably wondering why I decided to name this post ‘Baby Wipes’. Well, Gertrude always has leftovers after dinner. We have boxes that we can put leftovers in if a resident requests it. Seems like a simple and straight-forward process now, doesn’t it? But no, Gertrude decides that our styrofoam boxes aren’t good enough for her, so she puts her leftovers in nothing other than a plain, old, and empty baby wipe container… I’m sorry but who the hell sticks their food in a box that they use to pull wipes out of to clean their ***? Add to that the fact that she’s rich and could have gotten a box made of pure gold with a silk interior but instead decides to use a plastic wipe box, and you begin to wonder if she’s all there in the head or not anymore. Instead of going on and on about it though, I’ll let all of you judge her for yourselves. Maybe even explain to me if there’s any logic behind the idea…