How to be Like Tony Blair
Could you be like Tony Blair, also known as Tony Bliar and the biggest war criminal ever to be born on the British Isles? If you answer “yes” to one or more of the following questions then you could be like Tony Blair and reading the remainder of this article will be in your interest. If you answer “no” to all the following questions then there will be no need for you to read the remainder of this article. Also, if you answer “no” to all the following questions, not only will you never be like Tony Blair but, even better, you will never be a snivelling, money grubbing, evil, smarmy f*****g ***t either.
- Could you sell your grandmother for a few pennies and the promise of a better lifestyle?
- Could you holiday with known fascists?
- Could you jump on any bandwagon no matter how cringe worthy you might appear to your old friends and family?
- Could you lick the butt of George W Bush?
- Could you waste the lives of thousands of children?
- Could you be responsible for the deaths of thousands of women, children and old people who had no means of protecting themselves?
- Could you sacrifice the lives of other people’s children?
- Could you stab your friends in the back?
Read on if you answer “yes” to one or more of the questions above.
How to be Like Tony Blair
You probably already know how to be like Tony Blair. If you don’t you should study how to be like Margaret Thatcher and the lifecycle of the tapeworm. You should also throw yourself off a cliff to test your god like qualities.