I like it hot but not like this

It is too much for me

It is so hot the seat sticks to my aazz

I have to turn off the TV

Worry about all the plug ins

The laptop is too hot, oh my God

It’ll burned soon enough, I know

Everything is on, the wiring is too old

I have to turn things off

I don’t want to see the news, no, no

I don’t want to know if it is a record breaker

Or if it they don’t know when it’s going to end

If it is an abnormal heat wave

Whatever you say talking heads

I don’t need to hear it’s hot

I am boiling my aazz

I have to get a bigger fan

The ac looks dangerous to me

I can hardly wear any clothes

I made all my pants shorts

I wear a bra as a top

I want to be naked all the time

I keep all the windows open

I can careless who see me

Is the mailman I worry about

I wonder if he thinks harass

I offer him ice water every time

But he walks fast, many times he don’t even stop

I think he is running away from me

I feel sorry for him I am indoors bitching about the heat

He is walking many blocks all day long

I will give him iced bottle water he’ll like that

I hope he don’t trip it must be hell for him

Oh God I go to hell and back

It is too hot for me, this is desert heat,

no tropical anything,

I go under the shower every hour

I rinse the plants

Wash the garage

Bathe the dog

Water hose my home

I do the dishes too much

Wash clean clothes

Drink water constantly

Still feel miserably

Don’t want to do anything

don’t want to go anyplace

Go outside? No way

I wait for the night to feel alive.