You wanna hear something cool? The biggest party is always on Wednesdays, not on the weekend. Why Wednesdays you ask? Well, first of all, Monday is the first day of the week, not even chickens get up on Mondays. Tuesday is right after Monday, so…. Wednesdays are just perfect for wild, savage, almost illegal health parties. After all that partying you need the whole day of Thursday to recover. Friday is almost weekend. Saturday you prepare for church. Sunday you go to church. Monday is the first day of the week… well you get the idea. So, Wednesday’s just perfect for all you health party maniacs. I went to a lot of these parties with my friends, and everybody always asked me if I know where they keep their stash of wheatgrass juice. How should I know? Everyone in that that place treats wheatgrass juice as the best thing since the Chinese artificial chicken egg. They say that it’s like the ambrosia of the gods. If the wheatgrass juice it’s the ambrosia, then the wheatgrass juicer is definitely a god. They worship the wheatgrass juicer like you wouldn’t believe. When the wheatgrass juicer pours its magic substance, people faint, girls throw their bra at it, maybe as an offering or something; it’s like seeing the zombie of Elvis. So, I had to try it for myself. At first, I couldn’t believe it. Here I am, trying something completely new with a name as appealing as… well, wheatgrass juice. However, I guarantee you, this stuff is better than coke, (Coco Cola that is) without the guilty feeling that you just pumped in your organism enough calories to resist weeks on end without food. Plus, it’s cheaper. So, if you wake on a Thursday with lack of energy, don’t grab your energy drink from the fridge (a pint of milk with egg yokes; what did you expect!), grab instead a cool smoothie of wheatgrass juice. It will give you more energy and you’ll save the life of an unborn chick. Well, that’s about all I had prepared for today. Hope that my advices helped you to be almost like me, meaning cool. See ya!