“Are we going to watch Rugby World Cup Russia vs Australia online at WatchRugbyOnline.net together?”
“Russia versus Australia? That’s a bit of a mismatch, isn’t it?”
“Okay, I’ll grant that Russia has an uphill fight, but I think that calling it a mismatch is a bit of an overstatement.”
“How so?”
“Look, when we watch Rugby World Cup Russia vs Australia online we will be watching a match between teams that have qualified for the tournament. You do realize that don’t you?”
“Yeah, so?”
“So, what that means is that Russia has had to defeat other teams within its geographical region to be able to make this their debut appearance at the Rugby World Cup challenge. That is what qualifying means. This tournament is not an invitational.”
“Debut appearance?”
“Yes. Russia has been trying for a berth at the Rugby Union World Cup Championship since 1995, and for various reasons this is the first time they have made it. We should remember that as we watch Rugby World Cup Russia vs Australia online.”
“Various reasons. That sounds ominous.”
“I misspoke. Actually only their 2003 attempt comes under that rubric. Something to do with the eligibility of some of their players. All their other attempts were honest failures to qualify. This time however, as we watch Rugby World Cup Russia vs Australia online at WatchRugbyOnline.net, we can rest assured that their appearance is as a result of having out played their regional opponents. Know that 91 national rugby teams have been whittled down to this playing 20. Russia has earned its place.”
“I see. So when is this game to be played?”
“According to the schedule, the Bears of Russia are to meet the Wallabies of Australia on the 1st of October at Trafalgar Park in Nelson New Zealand with kick-off at 15:30 hrs NZST.”
“Wait a minute. When we watch Rugby World Cup Russia vs Australia online, we are going to see a match being played in Trafalgar Park, in Nelson?”
“Oh dear, I feel a gratuitous play on historical references coming up. No way of stopping it, I suppose?”
“Okay. Be that way. Just for that I’m not going to say anything. But, mark my words, one of those teams is going to meet its Waterloo, and it is not going to be Australia.”
“This me sighing in resignation. But, could we get back to the question of whether or not you will watch Rugby World Cup Russia vs Australia online with me?”
“Not if you are going to patronize my efforts at humor.”
“Oh, okay. I’m sorry. In the future if you want to make rather obvious jokes, I’ll simply shut up and let you. And, just to show my sincerity, allow me to say that if you watch Rugby World Cup Russia vs Australia online at WatchRugbyOnline.net with me, I’ll register us with the site and thus ensure our continued access to upcoming Rugby Matches Online. This is to show you that this invitation is not a one time thing. How’s that for contrition?”
“Adequate.”
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