About crazyhouse
I'm somewhat literate, a little overweight, and naturally blonde, I think. I'm just a guest here on this planet, bumbling along trying not to get into any trouble. I like to laugh, and hope you do too!
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crazyhouse has written 5 articles so far, you can find them below.
How To Determine BMI
I’m a little bored today. Here’s an article about BMI. This might be something I need to know. Let’s have a look. How to Determine BMI Step 1 Grab a calculator, pencil and piece of paper. Gotcha. Let’s see…pencil. I think I saw a Sharpie somewhere in the desk. Yup. Got some paper right here Read More… »
Posted November 22, 2009 at 7:18 pm no commentsThe Mammogram
I never noticed that hovering above me was the other flat surface that would be lowered onto my poor booby depressing it to the thickness of a crepe.
Posted November 22, 2009 at 12:07 pm no commentsSnuggie, Shmuggie, Get a Blanket, Ya Dope!
Wait a minute. Aren’t these “Snuggies” just….well… a blanket?
Posted November 22, 2009 at 11:48 am no commentsMenopause:What Is It? Do I Have It? Is It Gone Yet?
I think I missed menopause. I keep waiting to be attacked by a myriad of horrific symptoms, but other than sweating like a skewered pig at night and blowing up like a tic from time to time, I honestly think I dodged the bullet. Not wanting to feel cheated out of a perfectly normal stage Read More… »
Posted November 22, 2009 at 11:26 am no commentsVitamin C and Me
I never knew shopping for vitamins could be so confusing.
Posted November 22, 2009 at 11:15 am no comments
