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» How To Determine BMI

I’m a little bored today. Here’s an article about BMI. This might be something I need to know. Let’s have a look. How to Determine BMI Step 1 Grab a calculator, pencil and piece of paper. Gotcha. Let’s see…pencil. I think I saw a Sharpie somewhere in the desk. Yup. Got some paper right here Read More… »

» The Mammogram

I never noticed that hovering above me was the other flat surface that would be lowered onto my poor booby depressing it to the thickness of a crepe.

» Snuggie, Shmuggie, Get a Blanket, Ya Dope!

Wait a minute. Aren’t these “Snuggies” just….well… a blanket?

» Menopause:What Is It? Do I Have It? Is It Gone Yet?

I think I missed menopause. I keep waiting to be attacked by a myriad of horrific symptoms, but other than sweating like a skewered pig at night and blowing up like a tic from time to time, I honestly think I dodged the bullet. Not wanting to feel cheated out of a perfectly normal stage Read More… »

» Vitamin C and Me

I never knew shopping for vitamins could be so confusing.