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Her daughter laughed when she stood on the Vibration Platform and her fat started to wobble like jelly on a plate…
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Clues the price of gold is about to fall could save you from financial ruin.
» The Woman with the Midas Clutch
That’s me: Gold Linger… the woman with the Midas clutch. I don’t do banking but I do have a stash of Gold Bullion Bars. You can’t eat or drink them but you can lick ‘em – my gold bullion bars. “Buy me Gold” for Christmas, my birthday or just as an ad hoc gift and Read More… »
» All I Want for Christmas is Gold
What I want for Christmas this year is a gold bullion bar – P-L-E-A-S-E don’t think some gold jewellery will do (your taste is as developed as your humour) – I WANT proper Gold. I’ve seen the one I want. It weighs 500 grams and it costs about £11,400 or $11,400 – I’m not sure which.